(To the tune of “Zoot Suit Riot,” obviously):
Who’s that mob running in the haze?
Just some thugs at Steamboat Days
Hurdle fences, walk on vans
Who’s your daddy? Yes I am
Runners come to race
And young boys come to brawl
You’d best stay away
When they shoot pepper balls
Steamboat Riot (Riot!)
Race you to the county jail
Steamboat Riot (Riot!)
Use the prize money for your bail
Okay, so I’m not a lyricist. Or even a good satirist. But you get the idea. What did you all think of the Steamboat Riot the other night? Here are a couple articles from the Journal Star on it:
Steamboat Festivalgoers Arrested AFter Fights Erupt
Police Review Carnival Crime

You know… Why are they surprised? Shocked even?
There is a growing problem of parents who dump their kids and a bunch of others who I guess they are babysitting, at the park and leave them there.
These kids are increasingly out of control.
So, I was talking to a neighbor yesterday. A while back there had been some gathering in Bradley Park, they had some Mariachi band thing goin. We heard it, wanted to check it out but was too busy with somethin or other. It all sounded cool from where we lived. Then it stopped and we didn’t think nothing of it.
Well… my neighbor down the road, went to check out the band. Apparently, there was this pack of kids, grade school aged from fairly young to tweens. One of these dumped groups that are increasingly common. Well I guess these kids took to heckling the band… well heckling might be a nice way to put it. As it was described, from the mouths of these kids, came the most vile hateful stream of epithets there could be. They were jeering, cursing, in their faces I guess, and even took to throwing garbage and any other movable objects at this band. From what I was told they were forced to leave by this pack of kids. I was rather dumbfounded by this, wishing I had gone to check them out. To have caught this pack of riff raff on video would have been priceless.
Sadly this pack level sort of intimidation seems to be on the rise. I see the makings of it when I drive through various areas. But hey… crime is down right… so says the chief.
We need beat officers. Cause this crap isn’t goin away. If you drop your guard the deritus will resurface whether it is at steamboat days, Bradley Park… or somewhere else.
Left by mahkno on June 21st, 2008