Back in the days of Prohibition, there were still places to buy and drink alcohol: speakeasies. What’s going to happen when the smoking ban goes into effect in Illinois? I think we can expect to find the smoking equivalent of the old speakeasies popping up around town: “smokeasies.”
You can find smokeasies in other states where a smoking ban is in effect, such as Washington, Pennsylvania, and New York. You can count on finding them here, too. Well, not everyone will find them — just those who are smokers or no-snitch non-smokers who know where to look.
Sure, in the summer they won’t be necessary because smokers can use outdoor patios and beer gardens where smoking will still be allowed (at least for now). But when winter rolls around, and it’s too cold to stand outside, there will be places where the demonized smokers will be able to sit inside, in secret, and enjoy their cigarettes and beer together.
Then no doubt we’ll have to divert limited police resources from neighborhood patrols to try to root out this new class of “criminals.” Welcome to Illinois, the Land of Lincoln Nanny State.