Joke of the day

From Late Night with Conan O’Brien (this was my favorite joke from his monologue last night):

Today, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia filed for divorce. And because New York is a community property state, Cynthia could end up with 268 career home runs.

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In cases where both parties want the divorce and agree to the marriage coming to an end, the legal process is typically easier. In other cases, where one party is taken by surprise when served with divorce papers, the process can be more complicated. Often times, the blindsided party will do whatever he or she can to prolong the process and in turn, will often make the situation more painful for both sides.

Council preview 7/8/08

At tonight’s council meeting, at-large councilman Jim Montelongo will be attending via teleconference. Some notable items:

  • River Trail Drive Plan — This is Economic Development Director Craig Hullinger’s brainchild to build townhouses along the riverfront from the Riverplex north to Spring Street, along with a Grandview-Drive-type road that goes by it. The townhouses would be on the west side of the road, and the river side of the road would remain parkland, giving drivers, bikers, and pedestrians an unobstructed view of the river. I attended one of the public meetings for this project and heard some discontent from environmentalists in attendance due to the fact that some parkland would be taken away in the course of this project. Apparently, their objections weren’t very strong because there’s been no formal opposition mounted, and this request to seek a developer appears on the consent agenda. Looks like a shoo-in.
  • More land for the Enterprise Zone — I’ll let this agenda item speak for itself (emphasis mine):

    On June 10, 2008 Council directed staff to commence the process to expand the City of Peoria’s Enterprise Zone to include certain properties bordered by Sheridan, Glen, University and Lake and the Sheridan Village Shopping Center. Since that time staff has received suggestions and requests that the entire commercially zoned area within those boundaries be included in the Zone. Staff is now requesting that all properties zoned commercial/office within the Glen/Sheridan/Lake/University area be included with the original expansion application…. The new development has not been completely planned, and the exact dollars [financial impact to the city] cannot be determined at this time. The City would lose the portion of sales tax on building materials purchased within the City for these projects. However, the City will gain additional sales tax from the new retail development that occurs due to this expansion. Additionally, a number of new jobs will be created both from the construction as well as from the retail stores. And the investment would help revitalize and stabilize the area.

    This illustrates just how haphazardly we throw around enterprise zone status in Peoria. Some businesses surrounding a proposed enterprise zone want in on the action, so the council reflexively complies, even though these additional businesses have no plans and the city cannot even evaluate the financial impact of adding them to the enterprise zone. The city gets most of its revenue from sales taxes, so discounting sales taxes from such a large swath of Peoria without considering the impact on city revenues is injudicious. Yet it’s on the consent agenda.

  • Making CHDO’s rehab older homes, not just build new — This is second district council member Barbara Van Auken’s idea. An example of a Community Housing Development Organization (CHDO) would be Habitat for Humanity (although there are others, of course). Ideally, they build new homes (in-fill development) and renovate older homes for low-income people. However, in Peoria, these organizations always build new. I personally find nothing wrong with that, as we have plenty of need for in-fill development in our older neighborhoods. But Van Auken would like to see one out of every three projects be a renovation. Since these organizations get federal money through the city’s CHDO funding program, the city can add those strings to the money if they wish. The CHDOs oppose this proposal basically because of the “unpredictable costs associated with rehab” (e.g., lead paint abatement, asbestos, etc.). The risk is that CHDOs may just decide not to do any more projects, in which case the city would lose the grant money and the development that CHDOs provide. The city staff is nevertheless recommending approval, with a promise that they will report back after a year on how well the policy is working. My only fear is that as many exceptions to the Land Development Code will be made in these rehab projects as have been made in new construction.
  • Closing loopholes in the payday loan store moratorium — In response to criticism of her plan to put a moratorium on zoning certificates for payday loan stores, Van Auken has proposed this additional ordinance that would extend that moratorium to building permits. With the moratorium on zoning certificates, it only would stop standalone payday loan stores, but not stores in strip malls. This ordinance is designed to close that loophole.
  • Van Winkle is back — Former public works director Steve Van Winkle is being appointed to the Traffic Commission. This won’t require much of a time commitment from Van Winkle since the Traffic Commission cancels most of its meetings. Also, recently retired city engineer Gene Hewitt is being reappointed to the Board of Local Improvements.
  • Firefighters get a new contract — A new three-year contract has been negotiated between the city and the International Association of Fire Fighters (IAFF), giving firefighters a raise of 3.5% and other benefits.
  • Methodist Hospital expansion — This is probably the biggest item on the agenda; there are actually three separate motions on this project; here, here, and here. Methodist wants to put their entire campus under institutional (N1) zoning, plus make modifications to Hamilton Boulevard; that latter item is resulting in the Historic Preservation Commission attempting to designate the boulevard an historic landmark. I’m confident this plan will sail through the council with very few questions. It’s amusing to me how I’ve heard about how “new urban” and pedestrian-friendly this design is, yet they want to get out of the West Main regulating plan (form-based code) and have requested numerous variances to the Land Development Code. Both of those codes are designed to ensure that the principles of new urbanism are followed, resulting in pedestrian-friendliness. And, incidentally, neither Methodist nor city staff have shared these plans with the Heart of Peoria Commission, not that anyone cares.
  • Elliott’s strip club gets a liquor license — …and a bunch of taxpayer money, as expected. They’ll get a Class A (tavern) with a subclass 1a (2 a.m. closing) and subclass 2 (live entertainment) liquor license as part of a settlement agreement between the city and the owners of Elliott’s. Also in the covenant: a promise that the city will allow an “adult cabaret” in that location for at least ten years, and the payment of $50,000 in attorney’s fees to Elliott’s. That’s right! Thanks to the city fighting this, Elliott’s will get everything they wanted in the first place, plus $50,000 in your tax money! On a positive note, it could have been worse; $50,000 is significantly lower than what was predicted.

Gorenz or Ross for president? (Updated 2x)

Martha Ross has been on the school board for seven years (appointed 2001, first elected 2003) and is now starting her second five-year term after being reelected earlier this year. During that time, she ran for vice president of the board three times unsuccessfully. At that time, you had to serve as vice president before you could be considered for president.

Then the board decided in 2006 to change the rules — they took away the requirement that a candidate for president had to have previously served as vice president. That opened the door for David Gorenz (appointed to the board in 2004 to fill Vince Wieland’s seat after Wieland moved to Dunlap, first elected 2005) to run for president, but it also opened the door for four other board members, including Ross. So Ross challenged Gorenz for the presidency. Gorenz won, 5-2. Only Alicia Butler and Martha Ross voted for Ross for president. Then Butler nominated Ross for vice president. Ross won the vice presidency. In 2007, Gorenz and Ross were elected president and vice president, respectively, once again.

So this year, Ross and Gorenz are running for president of the school board for the third time. The election of officers is on the agenda for tonight’s board meeting. So the question is, who’s the better candidate?

My two cents: I’m not impressed with either candidate, frankly.

During Gorenz’s presidency, (a) $877,500 worth of property was purchased on Prospect Road that the district does not need and can ill afford; (b) well over a half million Title I dollars were spent on items disallowed under federal rules; (c) alarming internal control problems brought to light by independent audit reports have gone uncorrected for two years; and (d) in the face of schools not meeting adequate yearly progress (AYP), Gorenz has supported shortening the school day of primary school students. Not a good track record, in my opinion. Despite all these serious problems, Gorenz continues to support Superintendent Hinton and Treasurer Cahill.

Ross, however, is not much better. She votes against every expulsion. She voted in favor of shortening the school day, which will arguably hurt students in her voting district more than any other. She appears to have an entitlement mentality about being president; when she ran for president the first time, she was quoted in the paper as saying (emphasis mine), “I know I’m qualified to be president, and I would do a good job and just feel like, you know, it’s my turn.” She has exhibited a lack of maturity in dealing with conflict. I’ll cite a couple of examples of that last one: (1) When the board voted for Gorenz for president the first time and she was nominated for vice president, she abstained from voting for herself in protest of not being elected president; (2) When the board decided to hire William Salzman as principal of Manual High School in 2004, Ross walked out of the meeting in protest. This doesn’t instill me with much confidence in her ability to lead or manage conflict.

Despite all these shortcomings, and despite my lack of enthusiasm for either candidate, the bottom line is that Ross does have more experience on the board than Gorenz, she is qualified to be president, and Gorenz has not distinguished himself as any more capable to steer the ship than Martha. I think she should get the nod.

UPDATE: As Emtronics pointed out, the purchase of properties on Prospect happened just before Gorenz became president, around the second quarter of 2006. At that time, Alicia Butler was still president. I stand corrected. Even though it wasn’t on his watch as president, it’s worth noting that it was reported at the time that “Board members Dave Gorenz, Garrie Allen and Sean Matheson said they weren’t uncomfortable with the purchases.”

UPDATE 2: Gorenz was elected on a 4-3 vote. Spangler, Stowell, and Wolfmeyer voted for Gorenz. Butler and Parker voted for Ross. Debbie “It’s Not My Job To Meet With My Constituents” Wolfmeyer was unanimously elected vice president.

VOP closing by end of the year

Vonachen’s Old Place (VOP), a staple in Peoria for over 50 years at 5934 N. Knoxville Ave., will close by the end of this year.

Alexis Khazzam, owner of Junction Ventures, and Steve Shaw, Executive Vice President of Mercedes Restaurants which operates VOP, both confirmed that Mercedes has elected not to renew their lease for another five years at Junction City.

They also denied rumors that VOP was being forced out (e.g., through higher lease rates) to make way for a chain restaurant. Shaw said that it was “simple economics” that led their company to decide to close the restaurant, citing the competitiveness of the marketplace, the high price of gas, and the general decline in people eating out. Khazzam said he is still committed to the front side of Junction City being all locally-owned businesses, whereas the new portion currently under construction to the south will include chain stores. Junction Ventures has only begun discussing what will replace VOP.

Whether the restaurant will be able to stay open until the end of the year is unclear. Shaw said that the employees have all been notified that the restaurant will be closing, so they’re all free to look for other jobs. The restaurant may close before the end of the year if they no longer have enough employees to stay open.

Shaw said they tried to get some new energy in the restaurant when they changed from VOP to Bud’s Aged Steaks in 2005. The community didn’t embrace that change, and the restaurant was changed back to VOP in Fall 2006. Shaw said he was disappointed the restaurant will be closing.

Mercedes Restaurants also owns and will continue to operate Alexander Steakhouse restaurants in Peoria, Springfield, Normal, and Champaign.

Happy Independence Day!

America, the Beautiful
Lyrics by Katherine Lee Bates

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!

America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassion’d stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness.

America! America!
God mend thine ev’ry flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law.

O beautiful for heroes prov’d
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved,
And mercy more than life.

America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness,
And ev’ry gain divine.

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears.

America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.

Baby steps to a police state

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised, considering we already have warrantless wiretaps, but I could hardly believe my ears this morning as I listened to the news-reader on NPR talk about this (from the Associated Press):

The Justice Department is considering letting the FBI investigate Americans without any evidence of wrongdoing, relying instead on a terrorist profile that could single out Muslims, Arabs or other racial and ethnic groups.

Law enforcement officials say the proposed policy would help them do exactly what Congress demanded after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks: root out terrorists before they strike. […]

Currently, FBI agents need specific reasons — like evidence or allegations that a law probably has been violated — to investigate U.S. citizens and legal residents. The new policy, law enforcement officials told The Associated Press, would let agents open preliminary terrorism investigations after mining public records and intelligence to build a profile of traits that, taken together, were deemed suspicious.

And our civil liberties continue to erode. Now they want to start investigating U.S. citizens based on their ethnicity, religion, and travel patterns. Fantastic. Now I suppose this will also open the door to investigating all pro-life Christians who take part in peaceful anti-abortion demonstrations because their “profile” shows they could be a clinic bomber. Or if Arab Americans decide to visit their families in the Middle East, they’re possible terrorists, naturally.

I hope the irony isn’t lost on anyone that this news comes out the day before we celebrate “Independence Day.” I wonder if people working with fireworks can be investigated; that would be a good front for a terrorist, right? Why, there’s a terrorist around every corner if you look hard enough.

Good-bye again, River Station (updated)

I’m sure sorry to hear this. The River Station is closed… again. My wife and I had supper there several times since they’ve reopened and have really enjoyed it. The place was redecorated well, and the service (except for the last time we were there) has been very good as well. (The last time we were there, the service was unbelievably slow.)

On December 19, 2006, the council voted unanimously to give a $150,000 Business Development Fund loan “to The River Station Holdings, LLC to fund fixtures, equipment, and inventory for the restaurant.” They needed to pay that loan back, as well as pay their HRA taxes, of course. Well, they haven’t been doing either, according to the Journal Star, so their liquor license got revoked. Since you make way more money on liquor than on food, that pretty much guaranteed they would be closing.

The timing couldn’t be worse, coming right before the July 4 holiday, a time when they rake in a lot of cash by charging people to sit on the lawn to watch fireworks (you won’t find a better seat downtown). Now that’s canceled. But that’s what happens when you don’t pay your debts, I suppose.

I hope it reopens (again) under better management.

UPDATE: The Journal Star is now reporting that the River Station will be open for the fourth of July — they just won’t be serving alcohol. That’s good news for all the people who were planning on being there tomorrow for the fireworks! It should be noted that HOI News had the story right in the first place.

Library board picks site by Menards

HOI News is reporting that the Peoria Public Library board has picked a site for the new north library branch — an undeveloped parcel behind the new Menards off of Allen Road (there’s a picture of the lot on HOI’s site, so click the link to see it).

The cost for the 6.12 acre lot will be $1.67 million.

Board members say the site was picked based on price.

The land developer has agreed to keep industrial businesses off the lots surrounding the library site for aesthetic reasons.

I find that last line amusing. As if there is any aesthetically pleasing commercial area in the fifth district!

The story also mentioned that the board voted to not expand Lakeview, as expected.