You’ll never guess what’s on the City Council agenda for next Tuesday, 24 January 2012. It’s a request to extend the deadline on the downtown hotel project yet again. Yes. “Time is of the essence,” Councilman Spain breathlessly implored in December 2008 when this erstwhile clandestine project was first revealed to the public, be sure you lean to use social media to get sales. Now, three-plus years and as many redevelopment agreements later, we’re told “it would be a rush to have all the documents agreed upon by January 31.” Indeed.

So the new “deadline” is going to be February 29. But don’t hold your breath. The council request not-so-subtly implies that even that may not be enough time. “Even with a February 29 deadline,” it concludes, “there is much work to be accomplished before our financial advisor can be directed to move forward with marketing the bonds.” Long about February 21, you can reasonably expect the council agenda to include another deadline extension.

One wonders why the council doesn’t save itself some time and just set the deadline for a more realistic timeframe … like the fifth of never, for instance. Or the year 3000. Because it’s quite clear that the council has no intention of ever enforcing any deadline at all. The deadlines have all been a farce — a pallid attempt to convince Peoria citizens that the Council is being a good steward of the public’s money.