In compliance with the new Smoke-Free Illinois law, the Peoria Chronicle is now a designated no-smoking blog. Please extinguish your cigarettes and cigars while reading my blog. If you’re caught smoking within 15 feet of my blog, someone from the State of Illinois may fine us. Anyone caught blowing smoke on my blog will be asked to cease and desist by the blog owner. All ashtrays have been removed and I have a nifty new non-smoking sign (provided by the state) posted to the right, as you can see.
Happy new year!
Can you please have someone from the state come to my house and officially measure off that 15 feet? I’d hate to be in violation if I incorrectly measure it to 14′ 10″. And you are going to have to use a MUCH larger font so I can read it across the room.