I was downtown today and took a picture of a sign on the exciting and inspiring ExploraFence around the old Sears block. I was shocked — shocked! — to find this sign:

Can’t read it? I’ll get a little closer:

Did you see that last sentence? “IMAX-like cutting-edge technology is coming right here.”

Okay, you caught me. That’s not really what it says. It says, “3-D IGST cutting-edge technology is coming right here.”

No? Still not right? Well, Tim Riggenbach said they never promised us an IMAX, so I’m sure it doesn’t say, “3-D IMAX cutting-edge technology is coming right here.”