All posts by C. J. Summers

I am a fourth-generation Peorian, married with three children.

Still plenty of time for Cubs to blow it

Since I’ve been getting some trash talking from Cubs fans (Anon E. Mouse and Billy Dennis), I’d just like to remind them that we’re only in August. There’s still plenty of time for the Cubs to implode.

Case in point, here were the standings on August 15, 1969:

NL East W L GB
Cubs 74 44
Cardinals 65 53 9.0
Mets 62 51 9.5
Pirates 60 55 12.5
Phillies 47 69 26.0
Expos 38 81 36.5

That year, by the end of the season, the Mets were in first place and the Cubs were eight games behind. (Yes, the Cardinals ended up in fourth place that year, just a couple of years after winning the World Series for the eighth time since 1908.)

Well, here are the standings today, August 15, 2008:

NL Central W L GB
Cubs 74 47
Brewers 70 52 4.5
Cardinals 68 56 7.5
Astros 62 59 12.0
Pirates 55 66 19.0
Reds 54 68 20.5

As you can see, both the Cardinals and Brewers are well within striking distance. Who will win the division this year?

Library gets new microfilm readers, lowers copy prices

I do a fair amount of research in the microfilm section of the library. This has generally meant loading up the reel on their antiquated microfilm readers and scrolling through the film with a hand crank (their automated readers only have two speeds — blistering fast and dog slow — which I find unhelpful). Then, when I found something I wanted to print off, I rewound the reel and take it over to one of their microfilm reader/printers and loaded it up again. These are pretty nice, but there are only two of them, so they don’t want you hogging them if you’re not printing anything. Copies are 25¢.

But not anymore!

The Peoria Public Library has gotten six new microfilm reader/printers, and they are sweet! They print on plain paper instead of thermal paper, so the copy prices have dropped to 10¢ per page — but the even better news is that you don’t have to print them at all. Library director Ed Szynaka explains:
“They are all very much automated and can transfer images on to disk and storage sticks with great ease.”

Yep, we can now save a digital image of the microfilm! And, with OCR software, this will save me no small amount of typing, assuming the original image is good. And speaking of keeping the image looking good, Szynaka also told me that “the lens does not touch the microfilm thereby dramatically reducing scratching of the film.”

Kudos to the library for this fantastic upgrade!

Calvin & Hobbes

My favorite comic strip is Calvin & Hobbes, which hasn’t been published for about 13 years now. I was thinking about it last night and looked up some stuff on the internet on the strip’s artist, Bill Watterson. I found this site which shows a bunch of Watterson’s pre-Calvin artwork. He had some pretty funny one-panel comics. My favorite:

I wish Watterson would revive Calvin & Hobbes, or at least start drawing a new strip. The guy is a comics genius. Here’s another site I found of rare Watterson artwork — a lot of the same stuff as the first site I linked to, but this one has a few different items.

“Only the little people pay taxes”

As much as it grates on us to hear it, Leona Helmsley was right. “Only the little people pay taxes.” In the news today, we learn that that goes for corporations as well:

At least 23% of large U.S. corporations don’t pay federal income taxes in any given year, according to a report by the investigative arm of Congress.

The Government Accountability Office also found that in a given year at least 60% of all U.S. corporations studied — which also includes many smaller companies — reported no federal income-tax liability during the period studied, 1998 to 2005.

The article goes on to say that companies will report big earnings to their shareholders and then plead poverty on their tax returns. The report doesn’t mention any companies by name, but it makes you wonder, doesn’t it? Unfair though it may be, it sort of puts all large companies under a cloud of suspicion. Are the large companies located in Peoria in the 77% that are paying their fair share of federal taxes?

A snow plan that giveth and taketh away

A new snow plan is on the City Council agenda again tonight. This was first brought up in July, but was deferred because some council members had questions. The current snow plan can be downloaded from the City’s website.

If you look at the current snow route map, you’ll see that there are red routes (primary) and blue routes (secondary). The new plan would, among other things, change all some of the blue routes to red routes; or, to put it another way, it would elevate the status of some secondary routes to primary ones. There are significantly more blue routes in the newer, northern parts of Peoria. So, what this effectively means is that snow removal will be slower in the older parts of town as resources are shifted north.

“What’s wrong with that?” you may ask. It’s less efficient. Efficiency would be clearing the greatest amount of snow for the greatest number of people in the least amount of time. The current primary/secondary route system does that. Promoting all secondary routes to primary ones would decrease efficiency.

How? Because of two things: density and grid streets. There are more homes per acre in the older parts of the city, so naturally plowing a mile there is going to affect more people than plowing a mile in the northern part of the city. And the streets in the older part of the city are laid out in a gridiron pattern, which is also more efficient to plow because it doesn’t require any backtracking. You may recall from the Six Sigma snow study that it takes six times as long to plow a cul-de-sac than a through street.

Fifth-district councilman Pat Nichting’s response to this argument?

“Remember, taxes pay the bills and not density,” Nichting said. […] “I know Mr. Sandberg wants to focus on density, but does it pay for people’s salary or (generate the taxes) to pay for salary?”

I guess under Nichting’s logic, the primary snow routes should be the streets the rich people live on, and if the poor people aren’t paying enough taxes (in his estimation), then they just shouldn’t get their streets plowed at all. I would point out that while “taxes pay the bills,” property taxes only account for 14% of the city’s revenue. We actually get more revenue from sales taxes, state sources, and other local taxes such as the garbage tax — which, by the way, is a flat fee paid by rich and poor alike. And I might also point out that it was with taxes generated by the older part of Peoria that all that infrastructure in the over-annexed north end was developed — and developed at the expense of maintaining the infrastructure in the older parts of town.

I think Nichting’s longing for oligarchy is not in the best interests of Peoria. An efficient snow removal plan would be better for all. Workers would be able to get to work quicker, which would help the employers/executives, and emergency services would be able to have quicker access to all parts of town. And it should be remembered that everyone’s taxes “pay the bills,” not just those from the fifth district.

UPDATE: Since I don’t get the full council packet, I can only see what is put up on the city’s website. The new snow plan map is in the council’s packet, but not on the website, so the only thing I had to go on was the July 22 council communication and PowerPoint presentation. Based on the wording there that they were recommending to “eliminate ‘secondary’ routes,” and subsequent discussion on the council floor that meeting where at-large councilman Gary Sandberg asked if the blue routes were becoming red routes, I was under the impression that applied to all of the “eliminated” blue routes. Sandberg has informed me that it’s only some of those routes.

The point is still that the routes should be based on density, and changes to the route system should be clearly communicated and justified.

Council Preview 8/12/08

What will the City Council be considering Tuesday night? Well, I thought you’d never ask. Here are the highlights:

  • First off, at-large councilman George Jacob will be attending the meeting via teleconference. Do you ever wonder what the person is doing while teleconferencing in to the meeting? Eating dinner, perhaps? Or watching the Olympics? All of a sudden, we hear him shout “GO USA!” because he forgot to hit the mute button…. Okay, maybe I’m the only one who wonders those things.
  • The City is looking to get an electronic storage system for documents and images. By storing scans of documents and pictures in a centralized database, the City can be more efficient both in terms of physical space and retrieval time. One example given in the council communication is building plans. “Planning, Public Works, Inspections and Fire all receive building plans and each department is storing those plans independently. With this system, the plans can be scanned or saved if in electronic format and shared by all departments rather than each saving the large files and taking up additional space for either disk storage or the paper copies.” Sounds like a good idea. Cost: $81,000. Vendor: Advanced Processing and Imaging, Inc.
  • The City is poised to spend $122,446.20 on a .22-mile bike trail extension with its own storm sewer system along Hickory Grove Rd. This is a curious expense. It’s at 100% city expense. The storm sewer portion will correct a drainage problem that has resulted in some flooding of residential backyards. Can someone tell me when the longstanding drainage issues in the fourth district got corrected that would have moved this fifth-district project up on the priority list?
  • New sidewalks will be constructed around Manual High School. This was in response to Manual students walking in the middle of the road, obstructing traffic, ostensibly because sidewalks were in disrepair or nonexistent. What do you think? Will the construction of these sidewalk improvements keep the kids out of the street?
  • It’s been two years since the City’s 20-year cable franchise agreement with (then) Insight Communications expired. Since then, there have been little extensions of a few months at a time while a new franchise agreement is negotiated. There will be another one of those extensions Tuesday night, this time until June 2009. Maybe someday they’ll actually come to terms on a new franchise agreement.
  • The City will raise cab fares to a realistic level.
  • The City has a chance to put a stop to the proposed three-story office building for Riverfront Village (you know, the big concrete slab on stilts that blocks the view of the river downtown). When the City approved the development back in March 2007, it had a deadline that construction would commence by December 2008. Well, that’s not going to happen, so now the developer wants to extend the deadline to December 2010. The council should be working toward eventually getting that monstrosity torn down, not adding to it. A three-story office building will only exacerbate the problem. This is the perfect opportunity to kill it.
  • There’s a request for the Council to approve a resolution asking the state to raise our taxes supporting the City of Chicago’s bid to host the 2016 Olympics.
  • There’s a request to put an electronic billboard at the intersection of I-74 and Knoxville Ave. The Zoning Commission recommended denial. It will be interesting to see if second-district councilmember Barbara Van Auken goes with the Zoning Commission’s advice, or if she votes to approve it anyway.

There’s one more item — the snow plan — but I’ll be looking at that in a separate post, coming up next.

That’s what you are

I was watching a YouTube clip of some old TV show host interviewing the late actor Peter Sellers. The host brought up that Sellers started out as a drummer in a band, and asked why he didn’t stick with music as a career. Sellers’ answer was that life on the road as a musician wasn’t that glamorous. He proceeded to tell a story about how musicians often get asked to play the strangest requests.

Apparently there was a piano player at a party who was asked to play a request. “Can you play, ‘That’s What You Are’?” The piano player was stumped, having never heard of the song, but offered to go through his books there and see if he could find it. A little later, the guy came back and asked if he was ever going to play “That’s What You Are.” The piano player said, “I’m sorry, but I’ve never heard that song, and it’s not in any of my books, so I can’t play it.” And the guy was kind of ticked off — “Well I never thought I’d see the day in this country that a guy hadn’t heard the song ‘That’s What You Are,'” and all that. So finally the piano player said, “Well, maybe if you would sing a few bars, I’ll see if I can pick it up.” “Okay,” the guy said. It goes like this: “Unforgettable, that’s what you are…..”

It reminded me of people who would come up and ask me if I could play “The Sting.” And by that, of course, they meant “The Entertainer” by Scott Joplin, which was played by Marvin Hamlisch in the movie called “The Sting” starring Paul Newman and Robert Redford. I always want to say, “No, I’m sorry sir, I don’t know any song called ‘The Sting.’ Do you mean, ‘I Got Stung’ by Mr. Elvis Presley?”

And it also reminded me of back when I used to play keyboards with JammSammich back in the late ’90s. We were playing ’70s funk, soul and disco, and would dress the part with retro clothing and even the occasional afro wig. After a full set and a half of playing stuff by bands like The Commodores, KC & the Sunshine Band, and Kool & the Gang, we’d inevitably have someone come up and ask if we could play “Sweet Home Alabama.” Uh, no.

The contrast: Olympics and Georgia

I’ve been doing a number of things this weekend, but two in particular got me thinking.

One is watching the Olympics. The Olympic rings, which are part of the permanent NBC bug in the upper right-hand corner of the screen, symbolize unity. You have athletes from just about every country represented, including athletes from Russia and Georgia. The athletes are there to compete under the Olympic Creed: “The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well.”

But then I’ve also been reading about the escalating violence in Georgia as Russian forces have gone beyond just the separatist region of South Ossetia and have started bombing and moving ground forces into the heart of Georgia. Their aims, according to Western officials, “could go as far as destroying its armed forces or overthrowing Georgia’s pro-Western president, Mikheil Saakashvili.”

Quite a contrast.