73 thoughts on “Open Soapbox”

  1. When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
    It is just a matter of time Sharona
    Is it just destiny, destiny?
    Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
    Never gonna stop, give it up.
    Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
    of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona…

  2. This is what happens when the teacher(CJ) leaves the classroom for a few minutes. All hell breaks loose.

  3. We are the champions – my friends
    And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end –
    We are the champions –
    We are the champions
    No time for losers
    ‘Cause we are the champions – of the world –

  4. Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
    And I feel like a-lovin you
    Love, you’re such a sweet thing
    Good enough to eat thing
    And it’s just a-what I’m gonna do

    Ooh love to hold ya
    Ooh love to kiss ya
    Ooh love I love it so
    Ooh love you’re sweeter
    Sweeter than sugar
    Ooh love
    I wont let you go

  5. Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust
    Hey, Im gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust

  6. I see a little silhouetto of a man,
    Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
    Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
    Galileo,galileo,
    Galileo galileo
    Galileo figaro-magnifico-
    But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
    Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
    Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
    Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
    Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
    Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go let me go
    No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
    Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

  7. I never thought The Chronicle would host a “post your cheesiest lyrics here” thread, but hey, who am I to argue…

    There’s a port on a western bay
    And it serves a hundred ships a day
    Lonely sailors pass the time away
    And talk about their homes

    And there’s a girl, in this harbor town
    And she works, laying whiskey down
    They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
    She serves them whiskey and wine

    The sailors say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
    What a good wife you would be
    Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor
    From the sea.”

    Brandy, wears a braided chain
    Made of finest silver from the north of Spain
    A locket, that bears the name
    Of a man that Brandy loved

    He came, on a summer’s day
    Bringing gifts, from far away
    But he made it clear, he couldn’t stay
    No harbor was his home

    The sailors said “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
    What a good wife you would be
    But my life, my lover, my lady
    Is the sea.”

    Yeah Brandy used to watch his eyes when he told his sailor’s story
    She could feel the ocean fall and rise, she saw it’s raging glory
    But he had always told the truth, Lord he was an honest man
    And Brandy does her best to understand

    At night, when the bars close down
    Brandy walks through a silent town
    And loves a man, who’s not around
    She still can hear him say, she hears him say

    “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
    What a good wife you would be
    But my life, my lover, my lady
    Is the sea”

    “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
    What a good wife you would be
    But my life, my lover, my lady
    Is the sea”

  8. Went to a garage sale, what did I see?
    My dream come true in front of me!
    3 dollar special, it’s my bike now
    He’s my best friend thought I don’t know why
    Don’t know why?
    We cut cheese together
    We pick up chicks
    Best friends forever
    Gotta blow my nose!

    We had some good times but
    I cant remember?
    A lot of bad times like when we squished my dog
    I can remember when the seat smelt like a block of cheese
    I tried to eat it then I threw up in my shoe?
    In my shoe!

    We cut cheese togethher
    We pick up chicks
    We’re best friends forever
    Gotta blow my nose
    Blow my nose!
    Blow my nose!
    Blow my nose!
    Blow my nose!
    Blow my nose!

    We cut cheese together we pick up the chicks
    We’re best friends forever and I gotta blow my nose
    blow my nose
    blow my nose…

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