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73 thoughts on “Open Soapbox”
Got it Peoriafan. Hopefully no one else there will be wearing a black and white checkered bow tie. π
I heard security will be provided by the Dream Police.
yes, it will be a joint effort with the Village People. π
Mamma’s alright, Daddy’s alright they just seem a little wierd….
Surrender – Surrender – but don’t give yourself away Whoooooaaaaah a-waaaayyyy!
Reno take your hippie BS and stick it up your grandma’s attic. π
When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona…
Wooooooooooooooo….
Ba da badabump pa bump
bada bump pa
I call a do-over that did not publish the way I wrote it π
What are you guys drinking?
This is what happens when the teacher(CJ) leaves the classroom for a few minutes. All hell breaks loose.
CJ’s blog has been on steroids since he’s been gone. Who wants to break it to him?
“Reno take your hippie BS and stick it up your grandmaβs attic. :)”
HIPPIE!? D: D: D:
We are the champions – my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end –
We are the champions –
We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions – of the world –
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you
Love, you’re such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it’s just a-what I’m gonna do
Ooh love to hold ya
Ooh love to kiss ya
Ooh love I love it so
Ooh love you’re sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go
Now THAT’s the most excitement I’ve had all day. π
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
I never thought The Chronicle would host a “post your cheesiest lyrics here” thread, but hey, who am I to argue…
There’s a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
And there’s a girl, in this harbor town
And she works, laying whiskey down
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whiskey and wine
The sailors say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor
From the sea.”
Brandy, wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the north of Spain
A locket, that bears the name
Of a man that Brandy loved
He came, on a summer’s day
Bringing gifts, from far away
But he made it clear, he couldn’t stay
No harbor was his home
The sailors said “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea.”
Yeah Brandy used to watch his eyes when he told his sailor’s story
She could feel the ocean fall and rise, she saw it’s raging glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand
At night, when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man, who’s not around
She still can hear him say, she hears him say
“Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea”
“Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea”
Went to a garage sale, what did I see?
My dream come true in front of me!
3 dollar special, it’s my bike now
He’s my best friend thought I don’t know why
Don’t know why?
We cut cheese together
We pick up chicks
Best friends forever
Gotta blow my nose!
We had some good times but
I cant remember?
A lot of bad times like when we squished my dog
I can remember when the seat smelt like a block of cheese
I tried to eat it then I threw up in my shoe?
In my shoe!
We cut cheese togethher
We pick up chicks
We’re best friends forever
Gotta blow my nose
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
We cut cheese together we pick up the chicks
We’re best friends forever and I gotta blow my nose
blow my nose
blow my nose…
Got it Peoriafan. Hopefully no one else there will be wearing a black and white checkered bow tie. π
I heard security will be provided by the Dream Police.
yes, it will be a joint effort with the Village People. π
Mamma’s alright, Daddy’s alright they just seem a little wierd….
Surrender – Surrender – but don’t give yourself away Whoooooaaaaah a-waaaayyyy!
Reno take your hippie BS and stick it up your grandma’s attic. π
When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona…
Wooooooooooooooo….
Ba da badabump pa bump
bada bump pa
I call a do-over that did not publish the way I wrote it π
What are you guys drinking?
This is what happens when the teacher(CJ) leaves the classroom for a few minutes. All hell breaks loose.
CJ’s blog has been on steroids since he’s been gone. Who wants to break it to him?
“Reno take your hippie BS and stick it up your grandmaβs attic. :)”
HIPPIE!? D: D: D:
We are the champions – my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end –
We are the champions –
We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions – of the world –
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you
Love, you’re such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it’s just a-what I’m gonna do
Ooh love to hold ya
Ooh love to kiss ya
Ooh love I love it so
Ooh love you’re sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go
Now THAT’s the most excitement I’ve had all day. π
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
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How about this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c&feature=related
Another classic:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=E5d9fP6ASGo
I never thought The Chronicle would host a “post your cheesiest lyrics here” thread, but hey, who am I to argue…
There’s a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes
And there’s a girl, in this harbor town
And she works, laying whiskey down
They say “Brandy, fetch another round”
She serves them whiskey and wine
The sailors say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor
From the sea.”
Brandy, wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the north of Spain
A locket, that bears the name
Of a man that Brandy loved
He came, on a summer’s day
Bringing gifts, from far away
But he made it clear, he couldn’t stay
No harbor was his home
The sailors said “Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea.”
Yeah Brandy used to watch his eyes when he told his sailor’s story
She could feel the ocean fall and rise, she saw it’s raging glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand
At night, when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man, who’s not around
She still can hear him say, she hears him say
“Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea”
“Brandy, you’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea”
Went to a garage sale, what did I see?
My dream come true in front of me!
3 dollar special, it’s my bike now
He’s my best friend thought I don’t know why
Don’t know why?
We cut cheese together
We pick up chicks
Best friends forever
Gotta blow my nose!
We had some good times but
I cant remember?
A lot of bad times like when we squished my dog
I can remember when the seat smelt like a block of cheese
I tried to eat it then I threw up in my shoe?
In my shoe!
We cut cheese togethher
We pick up chicks
We’re best friends forever
Gotta blow my nose
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
We cut cheese together we pick up the chicks
We’re best friends forever and I gotta blow my nose
blow my nose
blow my nose…